Sometimes I wish the English language still used the "-th" ending in verbs. Wouldn't that be awesome?
"I goeth to 7-11 and buyeth a Slurpee."
"I wish to eateth at Panda Express tonight."
"I driveth to a bar and picketh up a woman who will cureth my blue balls."
I'm all for the dramatic uses of English. Say what you will about the King James version of the Bible; it gave us the oh-so-cool "Thou hast forsaken me!" line. I really need to find a place to use that. Maybe even one where it's appropriate, for a change.